Oldest Person Alive
This is Sri Bir Narayan Chaudharay, a 141 year old man. He has lived in the small village of Aamjhoki in Nepal his entire life. His country has a life expectancy of 57 years, and he is nearly tripling it. The people in his region come from far away to receive the blessings and guidance of this respectable force of nature. He was 1 year old in 1857 in India’s First War of Independence, and by the time India became independent he was already 91. He is a daily smoker. After outliving all of his friends and family, he has only one heir, a 68 year old daughter from his second marriage.
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